She Fell Over

Just a quick call in. I am, as you know, on leave and had lots of things to catch up on. Like most people, I haven’t had any time off since March and this was my catch up week. Ha! Marching into the City to return trousers to Marks and Spencer’s. (I mean, when it says short – I didn’t think for a minute it meant “Just William” short) I managed to catch my foot on some cobbles and went flying – face first.

A nice young man came running to my aid and sat on the floor with me. That was a bit awkward because I felt well enough to get up straight away and felt it would be a bit rude. When I staggered to my feet, he was very solicitous and said he would watch me walk up the road (more pressure). Anyway, today I find that I have a fat lip, I can’t lift my hands above my head and my ribs are killing but I’m more annoyed at my carelessness than anything else. I have therefore had to cross off sorting out winter clothes from under my bed – that may be a good thing though because we are predicted 22 degrees here next week and, much as I like a polo neck it may be inappropriate at the moment

It’s not all bad news though. I fitted this blog in, made some adult-type lists – things to do etc. and finished this book. I have been waiting for this for ages. I really like Richard Osman – he seems funny and self-deprecating (considering he owns EVERY decent game show in the universe) and I also love what is called “Gentle Murder Mysteries.” Actually, this isn’t all that gentle – the bodies do rack up but it is excellent. It is set in an upmarket retirement complex, with apartments, etc and a place for people with very active social lives. One of the clubs is “The Thursday Murder Club” where some of the residents look into cold cases. Then, there is a murder. A new one. What sets the book apart is his perfectly attuned ear for the way older people live and the things they say. Osman has described himself as determinedly “Middle Brow” and it leads to the most brilliant descriptions of older people’s lives. I know how this sounds, but it made me sad and it made me snigger and slightly concerned that I sometimes talk like that as well. Also, I didn’t get whodunnit either and I am usually in the ballpark so that’s another good sign.

At the moment, it is only in hardback. I rarely buy a hardback and then I try to do it from a local bookshop so you may be able to order it from a library. It’s clever and yet it is cosy and as I keep yelling – that is absolutely possible.

Our daughter is coming to see us for a couple of days. Unfortunately, because of the rules, she will have to leave 29 of her closest friends behind but we are looking forward to seeing her just the same. Also, FOW1 (our son) passed his driving test on Monday. Just as well, apparently the re-test list is 38, 000 people long now.

We’re all doing very well in the queuing department here in the UK, aren’t we?



  1. September 10, 2020 / 12:32 pm

    I hope your face heals soon. And your Wounded Dignity. I ordered the Osman book as a celebration for finishing my 3 months absence from home. Then (because I was in the middle of Please Miss) I let OH start it first. Much chortling, and “You’ll love this”… So tonight I plan to begin it. Yes M&S short IS short. I’m 4’11”.

    • lesleyps91
      September 13, 2020 / 8:44 pm

      Let me know what you think. I really liked it

  2. sue partridge
    September 12, 2020 / 5:29 pm

    I fell over just a few doors from our house a couple of years ago. A very nice young girl helped me up and carried my bags to my front door. I said I felt really embarrassed. ‘Don’t worry’ she said ‘everyone falls over sometimes’. Such an understanding and helpful thing to say I think. Anyway I retraced my steps and realised I had caught my foot in a hole in the road, I complained to the council who filled it in. Now I have ‘my’ patch of tarmac on the pavement!

    • lesleyps91
      September 13, 2020 / 8:43 pm

      My Mum said -“You are always falling over.” I’m not I don’t think but it’s nice to have someone reassure you with that

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