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In my defence, I sat down to post here on Sunday and something horrible was going on with red words that I couldn’t understand and I couldn’t get into the blog at all. I don’t know about you but if something technical goes wrong when I blog, I have no idea where to start. I texted someone I know who is very technical but he is always very busy and didn’t have time to get back to me but then I signed on tonight and it is working. Maybe my technical person has done something remotely, maybe it would have got better anyway or maybe it’s a miracle.  YOU decide.

To update you, because I know you are worried about me. Aged Parent has come home, having made good progress. Well, to be honest, I think the respite care home may have got a bit fed up of her bellowing “EVERYONE IN HERE IS DEMENTED!” at perfectly sane people so they turfed her out. Her friend with the tight socks had put a lovely, rather touching note under the door about how much she missed her. So I left them, discussing all the gossip in the sheltered housing unit that Aged Parent had missed. They were both very taken with the news that someone had sprayed a full bottle of tomato ketchup over the front door of their neighbour. Why would someone do that? Against my better judgement, I decided to spice things up a bit and joked that maybe it was some kind of Mafia warning. Disconcertingly, they both felt this was completely plausible. I left them working through how their neighbour had come to the attention of the Mafia. Aged Parent has to have her arm in plaster for five weeks and she is very keen that I look on the Internet for a way to sue the driver who ran her over. (I am not going to look on the Internet)

So, Head Vicar visited tonight and managed to be very normal and nice. We blathered on like idiots about how strangely settled we had felt in the C of E after so many years in the Pentecostal movement. I, by the way, have to give some credit for this to Pen Wilcock and her amazing Hawk and the Dove series which is about monks and therefore a very structured way of life. All her characters are so lovely and approachable that I kind of felt an affinity with them which made me more settled with the idea of worship with an altar in the room etc. This would go against all my Aged Parent (male version) taught me as he is from a brethren background and feels that, in the main, Ian Paisley’s white mac was just the wrong side of frivolous.

On Tuesday night my head (complete with sore throat) hit the pillow and it was immediately filled with

  1. Aged Parent and multiple visits to check she isn’t living on chocolate oranges and trifle
  2. FOW2 and imminent move to Exeter
  3. FOW2’s imminent need for job to fund move to Exeter and Masters study
  4. Trips to shops for HOH’s birthday present
  5. Dog’s new hobby of waking at 4.30am and demanding to be taken into our bed
  6. Inability to lose half a stone and be able to zip up work dresses
  7. Remembering to clean bathroom just in case Head Vicar needs to go
  8. Returning linen jacket bought in sale because it gives me shoulders like Dave Batista
  9. Need to phone people in North of England to let them know about Aged Parent saga

All these things need to be done (except perhaps number 6) and lying there with eyes wide open on verge of minor panic attack, I was thinking about the quote above and then, rather ungraciously, I thought – “well it’s ok for you with your hours of reading and philosophising and nothing else”. However, when I thought about it, maybe he was saying that, ok these things have to be done and sometimes there is pressure but do things have to be done with worry and hand wringing? What if they were done with peace and calm and trust and then, while in the middle of doing all the things, I made sure that I slowed down before launching myself into the next exciting episode? Maybe it is possible to do many things slowly, eliminating hurry and replace it with deliberation and calm. I’m not saying I have ever found it to be so but if it were possible, I think it would be a very good thing.

 

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7 Comments

  1. July 26, 2018 / 10:36 am

    I think you should write a book called ‘The Diary of an AP’.

    • July 26, 2018 / 2:14 pm

      yes yes yes… although as I am currently in the middle of NOT writing a book about my 89 year old father living i local sheltered accommodation incase he discovers it…..

    • lesleyps91
      Author
      July 28, 2018 / 7:53 am

      Ha! She would kill me. I couldn’t tell her. Or she would read it and wonder what the fuss was about as she is COMPLETELY logical

  2. July 26, 2018 / 2:19 pm

    what I was going to comment was “Eat the frog”…. getting rid of the most disagreeable sounding task earlier in the day, and basking in glow of happiness for having checked it off the list.

    I have to work hard at getting off the “hamster wheel”… going round and round the same loop of lists and unhelpful memories and to-do items…
    google youtube 2 hamsters 1 wheel funny….

    • lesleyps91
      Author
      July 28, 2018 / 7:54 am

      At the moment, my cheeks feel like they are bulging with frog – permanently. (Sorry – not a nice picture I know)

  3. July 29, 2018 / 8:03 am

    What Barbara Dunford said.
    Make notes, copious notes, about your mother. She is truly all you need to write the world’s funniest novel, and believe me, you do have the skill.
    Those monks have the knack of dealing with the stuff that runs amok in your head. They work; and they stop. In stopping is the secret of sanity.
    Cross #1 off your list. Even if she’s living on whisky and raw meat and lemon bonbons, what the hell does it matter at her age?
    xx

    • lesleyps91
      Author
      July 30, 2018 / 9:48 pm

      Thank you. Am certainly working on these. Had never though about the mother thing until these comments.

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