Bit Busy

This has been a quite busy few days. Work is a bit bonkers. People are taking the last of their holidays and then people are off sick so we are doubly short staffed. It is a bit wild as they say in France. All HOH and I are managing to do at the moment is work, eat, sleep and go to the flicks. (well there’s good stuff out and there is nothing on the telly) 
HOH is a bit worked up this week because they are making him go on his least favourite course. This is called “Breakaway” and it is to make sure that if NHS workers get pinned down by patients, they know how to safely…er Break-away. HOH hates this for two reasons. Firstly, although it is a very necessary course for some areas of the NHS, his area is rehab – mainly of elderly people who have had falls. If any of his patients made a lunge for him, they would fall over again and need another hip replaced and the waiting list is very long as we all know. This makes this scenario unlikely and therefore a waste of time. Also, for some strange (yet, to me, highly amusing) reason, the course leader always puts HOH with some one who is a bit TOO enthusiastic. (Probably as a punishment for being so stroppy) Last time, in the role play bit, HOH found himself being squared up to by someone taking it all way too seriously and trying to drag him to the floor. All the family have asked if we can buy tickets to the course just to watch HOH shout “What DO you think you are doing?” to some poor man who is only trying to make it all a bit more realistic.
I have had a better time of it however because I got to go to a meeting at the National Marine Aquarium. Now the meeting was boring (even though it was ESSENTIAL – if my Board of Trustees are reading) but the free tour at the end was brilliant. I learnt loads. I was running from tank to tank like a five year old. Fish are spooky, I think yet somehow likeable. Anyway, this is what I found out.

  • There are some new sharks there called lemon sharks which sounds a bit wussy, until you see them swim above your head and see that they are the size of small outhouses. I could have sworn that I heard the dum-dum Jaws music at one point. Apparently in the 20 years that the Aquarium has been opened, the sharks have never bitten the divers on their weekly tank cleaning. The same cannot be said for the unlucky one eyed barracuda who bumped into one of the sharks and annoyed her when she was felling a bit peckish. Fortunately it happened overnight, so no children were traumatised. 
  • Also, the only hard part of an octopus is the beak so they can get through very small holes, which another aquarium discovered to their cost when their octopus managed to get into the next tank and munch on all the pretty fish. 
  • There is also a 30 year old turtle in there whose epilepsy is controlled by dog medicine. 
  • Did you know sea horses mate for life? And when they wake every morning, they do a little love dance to say hello to their partners? Suggest it to your partner. See if goes down as well as it did to mine. Especially if he is on his way to the Breakaway course.
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5 Comments

  1. February 3, 2016 / 9:35 am

    Well, any love dance here would probably be curtailed by the walking frame. I guess my husband is one of your husband's clients but has never yet pinned anyone down, not even the pretty carers who come every morning!

    • February 3, 2016 / 9:02 pm

      I think most of HOH's clients would be very offended by the idea that they were just waiting to jump on him. 🙂

  2. February 3, 2016 / 2:53 pm

    :0D

    Love it.

    Especially the octopus and the Little Dance.

    But – nothing on telly? I am loving, Shetland, Vera and the real Marigold Hotel. You don't like?

    xx

    • February 3, 2016 / 9:03 pm

      Yes, that's true. I thought Vera was outstanding this week.

  3. February 3, 2016 / 2:54 pm

    Oh dear. One comma too many. I *am* loving, of course (I hope), but …

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