Family Matters

Much trauma at Martha Towers. Morecambe is back from the vets having had NINE teeth out. Yes nine. Can’t but think it may be our fault somehow. Not sure why – he is bursting with health otherwise. Our bank balance is, however, not doing any kind of bouncing at all. Three hundred and eighty pounds it was. I would have had a bit of a go myself if I had known that. Anyway, all is back to normal now, his poo has returned to a normal colour after having changed to chocolate brown. (Too much information? You only have to say)

FOW1 is back in the bosom of the family again so, for a short time at least, this family is a family of four under the same roof. I have no idea how we made this work four years ago. Perhaps it helps because some people were a lot smaller then. I am sure that once we get the towels on the bathroom floor situation sorted – all will be well, as long as I get myself into the habit of buying all bread, from everywhere, all the time.

Aged Parent came for tea. She came straight from the chiropodist, having used a voucher that we bought her for Mothers’ Day. I was earwigging on a conversation she had with FOW 2.

FOW 2 So was it nice having your feet done Nana?

Aged Parent Lovely thank you. She did all my heels and everything. She even offered to put nail polish on but I said no – because I chew my nails and it’s not worth it.

Short but significant silence as daughter processes this information

FOW2 I think she meant your toe-nails Nana

Aged Parent (Puzzled) Really? She never said.

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4 Comments

  1. July 6, 2015 / 3:59 am

    Oh drat! I thought your AP must be a yoga addict! Hope Morecambe feels OK soon after his ordeal.

  2. July 6, 2015 / 5:24 am

    You see, you have given me a mental picture now that I will struggle to get rid of. 🙂

  3. July 6, 2015 / 8:23 am

    Had to shriek with laughter. It reminded me so much of the things my dear late mum used to say.

    • July 6, 2015 / 7:28 pm

      She is very happy – it's everyone else that is a bit perplexed

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